Limericks

There once was a clown that shouted out loud
As she turned around Staring at the crowd
That said “you're dumb go and call your mum”
she cried all day long and  then stared at a cloud  
Finally she settled down with a pack of strawberry gum

There once was a man called Jack
who always carried a back pack
with his big hands made a loud clap
that woke up everyone and earned him a hard tap
That foolish man called Jack